The day started like most others, I woke up at 4:45am to get in a quick workout down at strength camp and came home to shower and get cleaned up for an afternoon filled with SEO, smart people, and rants from the Hulse.
I headed out around 7:45 am to scoop westy and the Hulse and head to Ft Meyers/Sanibel island to attend a search engine conference put on by immortal marketing in Ft Meyers Florida, a 2 hour drive or so south. We grab some quick breakfast at cracker barrel and are on the way…
After getting lost for awhile and questioning Westy's google map reading ability we arrive at the Sundial resort in Sanibel island. Now once again my procrastination got the best of me cuz apparently we missed the good stuff and got there in time for lunch. After a short meet and great we head out to find a place to eat lunch and talk business and marketing.
Myself, The Hulse, and Westy search endlessly for an island type restaurant to eat and have a beer or 2 only to fail and end up at a small seafood joint I think was called The Lazy lizard. After eating an unfullfiling amount of smoked grouper and a couple key west ales we are Not impressed with tthe lameness of Sanibel Island we shoot over to Ft Meyers beach, grab a cigar and end up at what feels like home for me, Hooters.
We chilled at Hooters for a few hours talked business, drank some pitchers of Bud Light and listened to the Hulse rant about society, lazy people, and the fact we live in one of the greatest times ever to start a business via the internet and be an entreprenuer. Throughout most of the convos an agreement between the 3 of us was met that we all live pretty fucking good lives and they are only getting better. (Note to self: Keep hustling my ass of off because jobs suck).
After 2 5 hour energies, a big Red Bull, and 2 Vitamin water energies(I was going on 2 hours of sleep) we headed back to St. Pete getting home around 7pm I decided I need to nap it up for a few hours to prepare for the night ahead…
After about 12 missed phone calls I awake to A call from Sexual Chocolate at about 11pm and he is in route to Downtown St. Pete for the evening and assures me he isn't drinking until my birthday on June 4th(Fail). I finally get motivated to go out around 11:45 so I get done up in a sweet button up and a metro type skinny tie, throw on my Supra Skytops and head out to Wild Fish to meet up with The Crusher And The Boss for a chill night out.
Now upon arriving at the Wild fish it appears they are having some random Hawaiian themed luau party and the costumes of some were sub par at best, but The Crusher was sporting some coconuts and a frilly skirt type thing and it made me laugh so he wins.
The night continues with some Vodka waters and good convo's with The Crushers Lovely Lady The Boss…
Around 1:15 I get a call from Sexual Chocolate he has drank alot of 151's and is hamered trying to find his car downtown, I tell him bro, do not call any girls or get food, and drive yourself straight home, he does and I don't hear from him until this morning as he is taking a bath trying to figure out how he got home…
My night continues on as The Crusher is mixing some good drink and around 1:30am and a few more Vodka Waters later shit gets interesting…
I get few texts from an Ex Girlfriend telling me she isn't gonna be at wildfish but her friend who I will call "Young Stripper Girl" and her boyfriend are there, I proceed to not give a shit about them until The Ex tells me Young Stripper Girl is a good person and is trying to get out of the stripping scene.
The text convo went like this:
Me: I have'nt met "Young Stripper Girl" What she do?
EX Gf: she is a dancer and one of the first girls that talked to me and we stayed friend…
Me: AHhhhhhhh
Ex Gf: Yep Yep
Me: Yeah she is dancing on the pole right now at wildfish…
Ex Gf: What She wearing?
Me: White skirt, black tank top and a studded belt…
Ex Gf: Not Her
Me: Whats her mans name?
Ex Gf: bald steroid guy
Ex Gf: Does she have black and pink in her hair?
Me: No but bald steroid guy is definetly talking to her, so if its not your friend i just outted bald steroid guy lol, and she has blonde hair with black underneath…
Ex Gf: Yeah Then its her lol she was pretty wasted when I left her
Me: Yeah she's not trying to get outta the scene lol
Ex Gf: Well she's probly just having fun she's my girl
Me: I will reframe from a comment as it will most likely come out wrong
Ex Gf: Go ahead lol
Me: Keep your guard up..I am getting some bad vibes from her but fuck who am i to judge.
Ex Gf: Of course I don't trust strippers lol were cool as in like going out and stuff, but not her in my personal life.
Me: I am just lookin out I dont trust people
Ex Gf: Thanks lol
Me: I knew that would come out wrong lol
It is now 3:06 and I am heading home…
I decide I need to eat again so an quick text to Hot Mess Jess I am on my way to Ihop meet her, she says see you in 10.
3:13am I get a call from my "pseudo little brother" who is underage and drunk on his way home, our convo went a little like this…
Me: You drivin?
Little bro: No my friend is, I have no idea were I am…
Me: Do I need to come get you?
Little bro: No I am good, my friend is driving I am almost home, I gotta go, I gonna puke outside the car door.
Me: Cool
I get to Ihop around 3:30 to Hot Mess Jess Getting Dropped off by her sister and a sperry top sider model, I give her a hug and she is off. Me and Hot Mess proceed to have an entertaining breakfast discussing our night out, her sociopathic tendencies and her boyfriend she doesn't want to admit she has.
Now I want to paraphrase and say Hot Mess Jess is hot and always has a way to make things way awkward, and at some point I guess she invites her Unboyfriend to meet us at Ihop, He shows up around 4am, I feel awkward and roll out shortly after…
I get home at 4:45am and promptly pass out.
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