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		<title>The Middle Seat On An Airplane&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Whats Up Guys, &#160; I just setteled in after spending most of my day yesterday in airports&#8230; &#160; I have talked abou this before but if you ever want to see how bad fitness is in this country a 3 hour layover will certantly open your eyes up&#8230; &#160; Usually I don&#39;t mind about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div>Hey Whats Up Guys,</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>I just setteled in after spending most of my day yesterday in airports&#8230;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>I have talked abou this before but if you ever want to see how bad fitness is in this country a 3 hour layover will certantly open</div>
<div>
<div>your eyes up&#8230;</div>
</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Usually I don&#39;t mind about other folks size(AKA, how fat they are)</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><strong>Until I am forced to sit in the middle seat on a plane :(</strong></div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Now lucky for me I only had to deal with what I can only describe as A living breathing walking talking Amoeba for a short 45 minute flight from Austin Texas To Houston.&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>It just baffles me how one person so big can cram themselves into the smallest seat possible with no regard for the person next to&nbsp;</div>
<div>them.&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>I don&#39;t want to get into the details but i will say this&#8230;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>I had no arm rest, it was as if it got sucked up into what can only be described as his love handle.&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>I go to thinking though..</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>If this gentlemen decided I want to get strong and fit and lose all this fat what should I do?&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>I would say get your ass on the treadmill everyday&#8230;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>And start training like A <a href="http://clicks.aweber.com/y/ct/?l=HuCUR&amp;m=IcWks5DiyRFk5H&amp;b=b7pOsvBAwvlT1AOvytIJrA" target="_blank" title="">SAVAGE</a></div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>get good at the basics of lifting and learn to love cardio everyday and watch the transformation happen.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>The best exercises for adding on size and strength are the basics.&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>If you want to check out a solid program centered around the basic of what really matters when it comes to building muscle&#8230;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>==&gt; <a href="http://bmxstrong.criticalb.hop.clickbank.net?w=70" target="_blank">Get Savage strength</a> &lt;==</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Talk Soon,&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>
<div>Ryan</div>
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		<title>.EDU Link Source Is Killer For Google Rankings</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Whats Up Guys, I am sitting in Houston Airport going over my notes from the Traffic And Conversion summit I attended In Austin&#8230; I love getting out to these live events and really meeting people that are in the trenches really making big things happen online. I actually got to talk to a few [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Hey Whats Up Guys, </p>
<p>	I am sitting in Houston Airport going over my notes from the Traffic And Conversion summit <br />
	I attended In Austin&#8230;</p>
<p>	I love getting out to these live events and really meeting people that are in the trenches <br />
	really making big things happen online. </p>
<p>	I actually got to talk to a few of my seo mentors for awhile&#8230;</p>
<p>one of which was Keith Baxter&#8230;</p>
<p>He is an seo genius&nbsp; who I have been following for years&#8230;</p>
<p>	He let me in on a new link source he has been using for his niche sites and Its all set around <br />
	links from .EDU blogs. </p>
<p>	Check it out here ==&gt; <a href="http://www.warriorplus.com/linkwso/j2hk94/25210">EDU link source </a></p>
<p>The power in just 1 .EDU link is tremendous for getting your sites ranked, they will also stay for a long time. </p>
<p>	==&gt; <a href="http://www.warriorplus.com/linkwso/j2hk94/25210">.EDU link source</a> &lt;==</p>
<p>	Talk Soon,</p>
<p>Ryan </p>
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		<title>5 Shots I Wish I&#8217;d Never Done (But Will Not Turn Down:)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok here&#39;s the deal, I go out A lot and spend way more on bar tabs then I should&#8230; With that being said, When you go out A lot and have friends that are just as retarded when it come to preserving your liver as you it forces you to come up with new ways [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><img alt="" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-302" height="138" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/650_BadDecisions1-300x138.jpg" title="650_BadDecisions" width="300" />Ok here&#39;s the deal, I go out A lot and spend way more on bar tabs then I should&#8230;</p>
<p>
	With that being said, When you go out A lot and have friends that are just as retarded when it come to preserving your liver as you it forces you to come up with new ways to excite yourself.</p>
<p>This leads to drinking things that most people think would kill them. Myself, The Crusher, and Sexual Chocolate take the opportunity to slam these with out any regard for general human safety and total disregard for the outcome of our actions after blacking out.</p>
<p>Now I hope I have peeked your curiosity as to what my least favorite shots and drinks are&#8230;</p>
<p><em>(Just be warned if you take any of these While out with your friends GOOD LUCK.)<br />
	</em></p>
<p>The List in no particular order:</p>
<p><strong>1) The Man Maker -</strong> This was introduced to me roughly 4 years ago at the Arnold Classic In Columbus Ohio and to this day still makes my eyes water and gives me goosebumps. The shot although simple in nature will leave you with a new found respect for Patron.</p>
<p>To take a Man Maker you need A 12oz shot of patron, salt, a straw, and a fresh lime&#8230;</p>
<p>Sprinkle the salt on the bar as if you were to do a little bit of that dangerous drug called cocaine, set the lime next to it and have the Patron shot nearby ready to go.</p>
<p>Here is the fun part&#8230;</p>
<p>Snort the salt thru the straw, squeeze the lime in your eye, take the shot and wonder what the Fuck did i get myself into.</p>
<p><strong>2) The Flaming Blue Lamborghini &#8211; </strong>This little gem was introduced to me and Sexual Chocolate by a very devious but incredibly awesome bartender at our local sushi restaurant who I will call (Bruce Lee). Now this shot consists of my least favorite Alcohol good old Bacardi 151&#8230;</p>
<p>The Ingredients Of The Flaming Blue Lamborghini are as follows:</p>
<ul>
<li>Baileys</li>
<li>Kahlua</li>
<li>A large Martini glass</li>
<li>Bacardi 151</li>
<li>A Drinking Straw</li>
</ul>
<p>Now How this shot is made is by combining the Baileys and Kahlua into the martini glass while pouring 151 on top. You then light it on fire and Chug it thru the straw, as the bartender pours 151 in as you go&#8230;</p>
<p>Here is a video for documentation purposes only:</p>
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<p>Shortly after this shot was taken I went out for the evening and have no recollection of doing so&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>3) The Vtac &#8211; </strong>This shot was introduced to me by The Crusher on my birthday and will forever be remembered as the only shot to date that I know of were you have to bring your own ingredients into the bar.</p>
<p><em>The ingredients are as follows&#8230;<br />
	</em></p>
<ul>
<li>Three Olives Cherry Vodka</li>
<li>Redbull Energy Drink</li>
<li>5 hour Energy</li>
</ul>
<p>You mix all those lovely thing into a glass and hope to god you don&#39;t have a heart attack&#8230;</p>
<p>
	What to expect? You will def keep drinking way past what you should as you are an energetic zombie on a path for destruction. I recommend you not do what I did and take this late into the evening as you may end up peeing on your shoes and throwing a trash can in your yard.</p>
<p><strong>4) The Erection Shot &#8211; </strong>You would think by now myself and Sexual Chocolate would avoid visiting Bruce Lee at all costs, but being we are always gluten for punishment we never back down from a challenge we accept Bruce Lee&#39;s offer of an experimental shot he just came up with&#8230;</p>
<p>Originally this shot didn&#39;t have a name I chose the erection shot because well its the first thing I thought when he told me the ingredients.</p>
<p><em>The Ingredients Are As Follows:</em></p>
<ul>
<li>Jose Cuervo Tequilla</li>
<li>Liquid Ginseng</li>
</ul>
<p>Now apparently Bruce Lee and his sadistic counterparts let the ginseng soak in the tequila over night and low and behold We show up the next day before heading out for the night. This shot Did not taste very good and it felt like drinking a cedar brick, we both drank one and attempted to find a lucky girl to marry for the evening to test the effect of the ginseng on our sexual stamina. This was unsuccessful as we both drank too much and went home alone, WOOPS :)&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>5) Truth Juice &#8211; </strong>I swear the build up and hype surrounding this drink was epic. I first learned of this concoction from my good friend Who I will Call &quot;Truth&quot; and he is proud to say he is the creator and connoisseur of all things truth.</p>
<p>This Drink was planned out months in advanced for a trip I would be taking to The Truth&#39;s hometown of East Lansing Michigan, now this also included a night out in the surrounding area of Michigan State University. I have never been to MSU and the chance to pretend I am an irresponsible college student I jumped to partake in the consumption of this epic use of mis judgement.</p>
<p><em>The Ingredients of this are as Follows:</em></p>
<ul>
<li>Ciroc Vodka(It&#39;s just awesome and Made of Grapes)</li>
<li>Sugar free Red Bull</li>
<li>Amp Energy drink</li>
<li>a mixture of dietary supplements I believe was Taurine capsules to enhance the dopamine effect according to Truth.</li>
</ul>
<p>We drank Truth Juice Around 8pm on a thursday night&nbsp; and it was Myself, Truth, and a few of his closest friends at their apartment just around the corner from the local bar scene at MSU. We each drank 2 large glasses, I am assuming may have been 16 oz cups of this wonderful drink and headed out around 11pm to the club.</p>
<p><em>(SN:Myself and Truth decided we were going to were our newly purchased Justin Bieber T shirts for this night of debauchery and </em><img alt="" class="alignright size-full wp-image-304" height="300" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beibershirt.jpg" title="beibershirt" width="235" /><em>what was about to entail can only be summed up in my eyes as Epic.)<br />
	</em></p>
<p>We headed out to the club and things got interesting, Due to our T-shirt choices myself and Truth were surrounded with questions as to why we chose to wear Justin Bieber T-shirt to the club, Our response? WHY the Hell Not. we continued on with our night and from what my bank receipt stated I bought no alcohol throughout the night.</p>
<p>This can only be summed up as awesome, because if one drink has the power to put you in blackout mode it needs to be written about.</p>
<p>Here is what I do remember from this event, I met a girl who I have no idea what her name was and I cant even come up with a clever one at this time, We were dancing and having a fun time at the club, while at this point I have lost all contact with Truth and all his friends.</p>
<p>I guess me and my new friend went to a local after hours diner type place to get to know each other, ate some food that I paid for and proceeded back to her apartment. I am sure we can all assume were our intentions were at this point, but Truth Juice had other plans for my evening&#8230;</p>
<p>I decided I needed to go as In my head I knew I was way to drunk for anything to happen(seriously, way to drunk). I left her apartment without my beiber shirt and walked back to The Truth&#39;s apartment in 30 degree weather. To this day I have no idea how i figured out were to go to get back to his apartment.</p>
<p>I do know I woke up the next morning fully clothed, minus the beiber shirt, and Truth was in his bead fully clothed with his shoes still on.</p>
<p>He had no recollection of how he got home as well&#8230;</p>
<p>As for The Truth&#39;s friends?&#8230;</p>
<p>One broke up with girlfriend, and threw a pizza on the ground, the other had a better night then all of us lol&#8230;</p>
<p>So if you decide to take any of the above mentioned shots or drinks, make sure you have a responsible sober chaperone, as there is no telling what may happen.</p>
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		<title>My Friends Tried To Kill Me On My Birthday :(</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 05:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saturday, June 4th. 8:05pm: I just looked down at what I know is gonna make me hate myself in the morning&#8230; A very big, ice cold shot of Patron that Sexual Chocolate set down in front of me at Winghouse. You see, at this moment it occurred to me; this is war. Today is my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><img alt="" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-268" height="300" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/IMG_06621-224x300.jpg" title="Ryan Magin Bday sign at winghouse " width="224" />Saturday, June 4th. 8:05pm: I just looked down at what I know is gonna make me hate myself in the morning&hellip;</p>
<p>	A very big, ice cold shot of Patron that Sexual Chocolate set down in front of me at Winghouse. You see, at this moment it occurred to me; this is war. Today is my birthday and my friends are trying to kill me <span class="emote_text">:(</span><img alt=":(" class="emote_img" src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif" style="background-position: -16px 0px;" />.</p>
<p>	Like I always do, I step up to the plate and slam the shot. &quot;Fuck it&hellip;&quot;</p>
<p>	Bad Idea&hellip;</p>
<p>	Being that I am highly egotistical, I planned an elaborate birthday celebration for no other reason than to validate the fact that I am cool and everyone should like me.</p>
<p>	The details of this epic adventure included an All Black Party starting at the local Winghouse, followed by a visit to Vintage Ultra Lounge (a Club in downtown St. Petersburg).</p>
<p>	Now although I said it was an all black party, I decided that myself and the few of my closest friends were required to wear all <img alt="" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-266" height="300" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/IMG_0669-224x300.jpg" title="Ryan Magin bday party outfit " width="224" />white&hellip;</p>
<p>	Why did I want to wear all white? &quot;For the simple fact that if everyone else does one thing I always strive to do the opposite <span class="emote_text">:)</span><img alt=":)" class="emote_img" src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif" style="background-position: 0px 0px;" />&quot;. That&#39;s a little gem that The Hulse has taught me over the years&#8230; never conform and do your own thing.</p>
<p>	Let me tell you a little about my outfit that I hoped wouldn&#39;t get destroyed by the end of the night, as I did plan on blacking out.</p>
<p>	The outfit consisted of numerous high priced products that I picked out over the course of a month&hellip;</p>
<p>	<em>The shirt-</em> A BKE V-neck I purchased from a local store called Buckle, price $17.99.</p>
<p>	<em>The Pants -</em> I had to special order from Guess as they don&#39;t stock very many sizes of White slim fit jeans, Price $89.00.</p>
<p>	<em>The Vest -</em> A slim fit Perry Ellis price $55.00</p>
<p>	<em>The Shoes -</em> Supra &#39;Vaiders&#39;, black. Made of the supra tuff material with a grey sole, Price $95.00.</p>
<p>	<em>Belt &#8211; </em>Hot Topic Black 3 row studded, Price $29.00.</p>
<p>	Now all these things together made for a seriously dope looking outfit as you can see in the photo&hellip;</p>
<p>	Only problem with this is the fact that I was gonna get blackout drunk and PROBABLY ruin all my newly acquired white attire&hellip;</p>
<p>Now I have to give credit to my boys Sexual Chocolate, The Crusher, And The Ragin&#39; Asian, as all of them put together very fine all white outfits to accompany mine during our night of debauchery. Their outfits go as followed&hellip;</p>
<p>	<img alt="" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-273" height="300" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/IMG_0672-224x300.jpg" title="sexual chocolate, the crusher, me and sunny " width="224" /><strong>Sexual Chocolate -</strong> He rocked some very slim fit white linen pants that showed off what I will deem &quot;THE PACKAGE&quot;, a white button up, and he accented the white with custom painted Pink shoes, a pink top hat, and pink suspenders.</p>
<p>	<strong>The Crusher -</strong> He was rocking a pair of white Levis 501 jeans, some white Zoo York shoes, and a nice cotton stylish t-shirt. The notable accents were the the sick white G-shock watch his lovely girlfriend &#39;The Boss&#39; got him for an anniversary gift and sweet aviator glasses.</p>
<p>	<strong>The Ragin Asian -</strong> He showed up a little late and I was almost blacked out when he arrived but he was rocking a white linen vest, white Levi 501&#39;s and white button up, all accented with a sick white ceramic Citizen watch.</p>
<p>	It was safe to say at this point we all looked better than you <span class="emote_text">:)</span><img alt=":)" class="emote_img" src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif" style="background-position: 0px 0px;" />.</p>
<p>	As the night went on at Winghouse, about 30 of my friends showed up, and as the invite said 8pm, of course noone showed up on time and very few were wearing all black.</p>
<p>	Of course it didn&#39;t matter though, as I was already well on my way to blacking out.</p>
<p>	The dinner was really chill and the alcohol consumption was high. From what I remember between the hours of 8pm to 11pm I drank a 1/2 pitcher of Miller Lite, 2 Vodka waters, a shot of Patron, 2 Lemon Drops, a Johnny Vegas and a baby Guinness.</p>
<p>	It&#39;s safe to say at this point I was FUCKED.</p>
<p>	We wrapped up dinner at 10:45 and hopped in The Crushers car and I proceeded to play a few songs from my iphone that I felt The Crusher had to hear, the first being the new Simple Plan song &quot;Jet Lag&quot;, and a crazy A Day to Remember song &quot;Done Up&quot;, in Dub Step fashion.</p>
<p>	We got to Vintage and I told The Crusher I needed a Red Bull. He says, &quot;don&#39;t worry, I got you covered. We&#39;re gonna do a V-TAC shot once we get in the bar.&quot;</p>
<p>	I look at him Confused, and ask, &quot;whats a V-TAC?&quot;</p>
<p>	He says, &quot;you&#39;ll find out soon enough&hellip;&quot;</p>
<p>	I am now scared&hellip;</p>
<p>	We walk in and head up to our friend the bartender. I will call her &quot;The Devil&quot;, and she, with a smiling face, puts about 15 shots of something in front of us&hellip;</p>
<p>	We wait a few minutes for the majority of my friends to walk in, and we slam the Devil&#39;s shots with a complete disregard for logical thinking. At this point it came to me&hellip;</p>
<p>	<strong>MY FRIENDS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME</strong>.<img alt="" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-278" height="300" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/5-Hour-Energy-165x300.jpg" title="5-Hour-Energy" width="165" /></p>
<p>	Somewhere around midnight, The Crusher handed me the &quot;V-TAC&quot;, a devious concoction of Redbull, Cherry Vodka, and a 5 hour energy to give it a little pep. I take that one to the head and start my pleading.</p>
<p>	I was literally begging like a 5 year old kid for people to stop buying me shots&#8230; for at least an hour&hellip;</p>
<p>	This was highly unsuccessful as I was handed 2 more shortly after and told I was &quot;a pussy&quot;, and to &quot;man up&quot;.</p>
<p>	By this point I&#39;m nearing the point of losing all rational thought, I made a lot of highly retarded comments, and also a few marriage proposals to girls that were there with me or were close nearby.</p>
<p>	At this time, I gave my Iphone to The Crusher as I didn&#39;t want to send any drunk text messages or make any calls to any of my ex- girlfriends. I&#39;m sure we all know where those types of things lead.</p>
<p>	It is now 1am and I am officially blacked out&hellip;</p>
<p>	I somehow managed to get home around 4 am, so the time frame between 1am and 4am will remain a mystery to me, but to further your entertainment and mindless reading of my blog I had to resort to Facebook.</p>
<p>	Here are a few retarded things I did or said during this 3 hour time frame&hellip;</p>
<p>	<strong>1) </strong>I told my really hot friend who I will call &quot;The Emo Girl&quot; that if she decides to make a bad decision and wants to piss off her boyfriend to make sure I am that guy.</p>
<p>	<strong>2)</strong> I got into a head but test of manliness with Westy.</p>
<p>	<strong>3)</strong> Told a girl that I dated in high school I hated her, and then shortly after told her I love her and she is &quot;The one that got away, in my eyes.&quot;</p>
<p>	<strong>4)</strong> Took a shot that is called a &quot;Grand Slam&quot; which consists of Jameson and butterscotch with an orange juice chaser. This little gem I was told is supposed to taste like pancakes and syrup with oj. I have no clue if it did, I was blacked out.</p>
<p>	<strong>5)</strong> Almost got into a fight with 3 guys, as I was probably talking shit to them.</p>
<p>	<strong>6)</strong> Was given a shot by Hot Mess and told, &quot;I hope you puke on yourself.&quot;</p>
<p>	<strong>7)</strong> Fell asleep standing up in the middle of the club.</p>
<p>	<strong><span class="emote_text">8)</span></strong><img alt="8)" class="emote_img" src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif" style="background-position: -96px 0px;" /> Got dragged out the club by the Ragin&#39; Asian, followed by pouting because we had to leave.</p>
<p>	<strong>9)</strong> Absolutely refused to get into the car as I wanted to go home with who I will call &quot;The Bosnian Girl&quot;.</p>
<p>	<strong>10)</strong> Tried to puke but couldn&#39;t.</p>
<p>	<strong>11)</strong> Threw a shoe that I found in the parking garage around for a few minutes(Not Mine).</p>
<p>	<strong>12) </strong>Threw a garbage can in front of my house.</p>
<p>	<strong>13)</strong> Peed in my yard and got some on my shoes.<img alt="" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-282" height="300" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/peeing-wind-decal-sticker-calco-300x300.jpg" title="peeing-wind-decal-sticker-calco" width="300" /></p>
<p>	I guess around this time, I passed out with no shirt on, face down on my bed with my shoes still on.</p>
<p>	I woke up around 10:30 am with a wicked hangover and a lot of random stains and crap on all my white clothes. Magically, my Iphone was in my back pocket with my money clip. I guess the Crusher slipped it in there on my way out&#8230;</p>
<p>	Throughout the day I got a lot of random text messages and calls, but none can sum it up better then a Facebook wall post from The Lovely &quot;Hot Mess&quot;&hellip;</p>
<p>	<em>&quot;Hope you&#39;re feeling amazingly hungover! P.S. In case you write a blog, you tried to marry me last night, got carried out of the bar by about 5 people looking like a dead Backstreet boy, and I have no idea what you did to some poor girl (I think it was your Ex) but I overheard her bitching to her friend about you outside of Vintage&hellip; Overall, A pretty successful birthday!&quot;</em></p>
<p>	Thanks for all those that came out and made this night epic!</p>
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		<title>My Mouth Tastes Like Battery Acid And Regret&#8230;.FML</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is the exact text I sent to Sexual Chocolate at 8:27 am on Monday morning&#8230; &#34;I Just woke up, I have no clue how or when I got home and my mouth tastes like battery acid and regret&#8230;FML&#34; Now your probably wondering why that text was sent on a Monday morning? Oh I will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><img alt="" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-242" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/emo2075759.jpg" title="ryan magin . com " />That is the exact text I sent to Sexual Chocolate at 8:27 am on Monday morning&#8230;</p>
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	&quot;I Just woke up, I have no clue how or when I got home and my mouth tastes like battery acid and regret&#8230;FML&quot;<br />
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<p>Now your probably wondering why that text was sent on a Monday morning? Oh I will tell you&#8230;</p>
<p>
	I wake up Sunday to a text from The Crusher that I need to get my ass up and meet him and The Boss for brunch at a local joint called city fish&#8230;</p>
<p>I politely get dressed and make my way out there and then the fun begins. City fish has one of the best brunches and all you can drink mimosa&#39;s that anyone could ask for&#8230;</p>
<p>I proceed to eat myself retarded and drink about 7 mimosas in a 2 hour span, this is when things get interesting&#8230;</p>
<p>I leave City Fish and head over to Classy&#39;s house and watch as The Crusher and T-Mack are having Classy run IV lines on them for the sake of making sure they will stay hydrated throughout the day, They plan on getting wasted lol.</p>
<p>It is now 3pm on a sunday&#8230;</p>
<p>I head home to nap for awhile while, The Crusher, The Boss, And T-mack are headed out to the beach for awhile to chill, I tell them I will meet up with them later&#8230;</p>
<p>I woke up from my nap about 6pm feeling slightly refreshed and hungry, so I grab some mexican food with my mom for dinner and text The Crusher&#8230;</p>
<p>&quot;what you doin?&quot;</p>
<p>Getting dressed, its country theme night at the strip club&#8230;</p>
<p>I proceed to tell them I am in, what time should I meet them at the strip club?</p>
<p>The Crusher says lets meet there at 9&#8230;</p>
<p>I get done and head out to the strip club and get there a little after 9pm, The Crusher, The Boss, and T-mack are drinking Ciders in the parking lot, I drink 2 and proceed to make my way into the club&#8230;</p>
<p>At around 9:30pm while standing at the bar in the Strip club I have a realization&#8230;</p>
<p>I am drunk, its 9 pm and I am at the strip club?&#8230;</p>
<p><img alt="" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-239" height="300" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo2-e1306856421941-224x300.jpg" title="photo(2)" width="224" /></p>
<p>Now some would think this is a problem, me on the other hand say Fuck it, and the night continues on&#8230;</p>
<p>T-Mack and The Crusher are schooling a young stripper on how to approach guys and do her job, I laugh and drink some more.</p>
<p>At some point in my drunk state on Saturday night i managed to make plans with both my Ex girlfriends, As you can tell i blew them both off to go get drunk at the Strip club&#8230;</p>
<p>Here is a text convo I had with one of my Ex&#39;s&#8230;</p>
<p>Ex Gf: Wow that movie was hilarious</p>
<p>Me: Hangover?</p>
<p>Ex Gf: Yeah I was being sarcastic</p>
<p>Me: HUH?</p>
<p>Ex Gf: We were supposed to go see it&#8230; oh well have fun with the strippers. have a good memorial day..later :&#39;) boo</p>
<p>Me: This was unexpectd</p>
<p>Ex Gf: Yeah I made plans with you lol, I didnt know that meant I got dropped when the opportunity to hang out with girls paid to like you and your boyfriend lol&#8230;</p>
<p>Me: What?</p>
<p>Ex Gf: I just thought when we made plans it meant something better came along you were&#39;nt going to bail but its cool :) have a good night.</p>
<p>It is now around 10:30 pm I am still at the strip club&#8230;</p>
<p>at some point in the night I asked a very attractive stripper to marry me, she said I was cute and asked if I wanted a dance? I said no, they are very unfullfiling but I will have another vodka&#8230;</p>
<p>The attractive stripper proceeds to have a convo with me about her daughter, the fact she likes my hair, and what she does during the day&#8230;</p>
<p>We leave shortly after and head next door to a bar called Slim and Chubbies&#8230;.</p>
<p>Now this place was a dump, but I did manage to make friends with 3 lesbians and proceeded to friend them on facebook.</p>
<p>At about 12, we left and headed to another strip called the Brass Flamingo, I vaguely remember being there but i am pretty sure I got lost on the way there and had 1 drink. I left shortly after as the thought of my drive home scared me.</p>
<p>I guess on the way home I decided I had to pee, so I pulled into another local hangout Freaki Tiki, I walked in went to pee and left&#8230;</p>
<p>I got home somewhere around 2:30 am and passed out.</p>
<p>It is now Monday morning at 8 am and this is what some would call memorial day :)&#8230;</p>
<p>Now I don&#39;t have a real job, so I can pretty much do whatever I want when I want despite the day, I guess though memorial day is a day that all people with real jobs go out on boats and drink. I guess I will join in on the fun&#8230;</p>
<p>I got a call from The Hulse and Westy, a friend of ours is having a BBQ on the water&#8230;</p>
<p>I show up about 3pm and this was a really low key fun day filled with meaningful conversations and family time with The Hulse children.</p>
<p>Now I am not very good around kids, but the Hulse kids are awesome and always remind me that maybe one day I should reproduce?&#8230;</p>
<p>HAAAAAAA&#8230;.</p>
<p>Not anytime soon though lol&#8230;</p>
<p>After telling them about my strip club epiphany I tell The Hulse I am not drinking today, He calls me a pussy, I proceed to drink again&#8230;</p>
<p>We spent a good portion of the day tubing, me being retarded I convince the boat driver AKA: Nicholas Cage to go as fast as possible&#8230;</p>
<p>He gets the boat up to I believe 60 mph, I call him an asshole, and get thrown like a rag doll only to laugh and continue to drink more&#8230;</p>
<p>Around 7pm we smoked a cigar and had a very entertaining conversation about homosexuality, murderers, and jesus&#8230;</p>
<p>I head home around 8pm, proceed to drive by a chrysler sebring convertble with 4 people in it all drinking beer&#8230;</p>
<p>This reminds me to get a beer, so I stop off at hess grab 48oz of Bud light and go home to shower and change&#8230;</p>
<p>Its monday night, so I am going to a local club that is awesome called The Venue.</p>
<p>I text my boy Jrock and the convo goes like this&#8230;</p>
<p>Me: Venue?</p>
<p>Jrock: Yessssrrrr</p>
<p>Me: Sweet you workin?</p>
<p>Jrock:Just got home 20 minutes ago</p>
<p>Me: Ok cool let me know whats up I am down</p>
<p>Jrock: I got tomorrow off I am def down</p>
<p>Me: We should go early, its gonna be packed</p>
<p>Jrock: Haha its gonna a stumble out kinda night isnt it?</p>
<p>Me: We should take a cab</p>
<p>Jrock: Ill pick you up at 11 :)</p>
<p>Now during this time I get showered drink my 2 beers and I am ready to go&#8230;</p>
<p>I realize I have not eaten in a while so i shoot up to winghouse and grab a quick bite to hopefully offset the sheer volume of alcohol I am about to consume over the next few hours.</p>
<p>We get to venue and the night begins&#8230;</p>
<p><img alt="" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-246" height="300" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jrockphoto-e1306866325155-224x300.jpg" title="jrockphoto" width="224" /></p>
<p>It gets a little fuzzy but I got a facebook message from Hot Mess&#39;s sister, she said I am at Venue its your birthday week I will buy you a shot.</p>
<p>Now I guess Hot Mess got into some big fight with her sis earlier today and i was under the impression she didnt like me, so I am not quite sure why she wants to buy me a shot, but I am not one refuse alcohol so I manage to find her at the bar, she buys me a birthday shot and proceeds to get really drunk with a bunch of guys in red shirts lol.</p>
<p>Me and Jrock continue to make poor decisions, and at some point bought a grey goose bottle for 3 bux (not sure why)the night went on and all in all we had a really good time.</p>
<p>3am comes along and we both decide neither of us have the ability to walk let alone drive, so we hail a cab from out front and get in for the adventure home. I ask Cab driver Ted if i can pay using my debit card and he tells me no its cash only&#8230;</p>
<p>I proceed to have him stop at the bank and give him directions on how to extract money out of the atm as if he has never done this before, he in a very irritated voice helps me pull 80 bux from the machine I give him 40 on a ten dollar fare and I woke up today fully clothed with my shoes still on at 9:30am.</p>
<p>Welcome to my life :)</p>
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		<title>Ft Meyers Beach, Hooters, And A Night To The Fish&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 18:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The day started like&#160; most others, I woke up at 4:45am to get in a quick workout down at strength camp and came home to shower and get cleaned up for an afternoon filled with SEO, smart people, and rants from the Hulse. I headed out around 7:45 am to scoop westy and the Hulse [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><img alt="" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-227" height="225" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fat-hooters-girls-hooter-wings-sue-sued-girl-300x225.jpg" title="hooters " width="300" />The day started like&nbsp; most others, I woke up at 4:45am to get in a quick workout down at strength camp and came home to shower and get cleaned up for an afternoon filled with SEO, smart people, and rants from the Hulse.</p>
<p>I headed out around 7:45 am to scoop westy and the Hulse and head to Ft Meyers/Sanibel island to attend a search engine conference put on by immortal marketing in Ft Meyers Florida, a 2 hour drive or so south. We grab some quick breakfast at cracker barrel and are on the way&#8230;</p>
<p>After getting lost for awhile and questioning Westy&#39;s google map reading ability we arrive at the Sundial resort in Sanibel island. Now once again my procrastination got the best of me cuz apparently we missed the good stuff and got there in time for lunch. After a short meet and great we head out to find a place to eat lunch and talk business and marketing.</p>
<p>
	Myself, The Hulse, and Westy search endlessly for an island type restaurant to eat and have a beer or 2 only to fail and end up at a small seafood joint I think was called The Lazy lizard. After eating an unfullfiling amount of smoked grouper and a couple key west ales we are Not impressed with tthe lameness of Sanibel Island we shoot over to Ft Meyers beach, grab a cigar and end up at what feels like home for me, Hooters.</p>
<p>We chilled at Hooters for a few hours talked business, drank some pitchers of Bud Light and listened to the Hulse rant about society, lazy people, and the fact we live in one of the greatest times ever to start a business via the internet and be an entreprenuer. Throughout most of the convos an agreement between the 3 of us was met that we all live pretty fucking good lives and they are only getting better. (Note to self: Keep hustling my ass of off because jobs suck).</p>
<p>After 2 5 hour energies, a big Red Bull, and 2 Vitamin water energies(I was going on 2 hours of sleep) we headed back to St. Pete getting home around 7pm I decided I need to nap it up for a few hours to prepare for the night ahead&#8230;</p>
<p>After about 12 missed phone calls I awake to A call from Sexual Chocolate at about 11pm and he is in route to Downtown St. Pete for the evening and assures me he isn&#39;t drinking until my birthday on June 4th(Fail). I finally get motivated to go out around 11:45 so I get done up in a sweet button up and a metro type skinny tie, throw on my Supra Skytops and head out to Wild Fish to meet up with The Crusher And The Boss for a chill night out.</p>
<p>Now upon arriving at the Wild fish it appears they are having some random Hawaiian themed luau party and the costumes of some were sub par at best, but The Crusher was sporting some coconuts and a frilly skirt type thing and it made me laugh so he wins.</p>
<p>The night continues with some Vodka waters and good convo&#39;s with The Crushers Lovely Lady The Boss&#8230;</p>
<p>Around 1:15 I get a call from Sexual Chocolate he has drank alot of 151&#39;s and is hamered trying to find his car downtown, I tell him bro, do not call any girls or get food, and drive yourself straight home, he does and I don&#39;t hear from him until this morning as he is taking a bath trying to figure out how he got home&#8230;</p>
<p>My night continues on as The Crusher is mixing some good drink and around 1:30am and a few more Vodka Waters later shit gets interesting&#8230;</p>
<p>I get few texts from an Ex Girlfriend telling me she isn&#39;t gonna be at wildfish but her friend who I will call &quot;Young Stripper Girl&quot; and her boyfriend are there, I proceed to not give a shit about them until The Ex tells me Young Stripper Girl is a good person and is trying to get out of the stripping scene.</p>
<p><img alt="" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-229" height="300" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sexy-emo-chick-225x300.jpg" title="sexy emo chick" width="225" />The text convo went like this:</p>
<p>Me: I have&#39;nt met &quot;Young Stripper Girl&quot; What she do?</p>
<p>EX Gf: she is a dancer and one of the first girls that talked to me and we stayed friend&#8230;</p>
<p>Me: AHhhhhhhh</p>
<p>Ex Gf: Yep Yep</p>
<p>Me: Yeah she is dancing on the pole right now at wildfish&#8230;</p>
<p>Ex Gf: What She wearing?</p>
<p>Me: White skirt, black tank top and a studded belt&#8230;</p>
<p>Ex Gf: Not Her</p>
<p>Me: Whats her mans name?</p>
<p>Ex Gf: bald steroid guy</p>
<p>Ex Gf: Does she have black and pink in her hair?</p>
<p>Me: No but bald steroid guy is definetly talking to her, so if its not your friend i just outted bald steroid guy lol, and she has blonde hair with black underneath&#8230;</p>
<p>Ex Gf: Yeah Then its her lol she was pretty wasted when I left her</p>
<p>Me: Yeah she&#39;s not trying to get outta the scene lol</p>
<p>Ex Gf: Well she&#39;s probly just having fun she&#39;s my girl</p>
<p>Me: I will reframe from a comment as it will most likely come out wrong</p>
<p>Ex Gf: Go ahead lol</p>
<p>Me: Keep your guard up..I am getting some bad vibes from her but fuck who am i to judge.</p>
<p>Ex Gf: Of course I don&#39;t trust strippers lol were cool as in like going out and stuff, but not her in my personal life.</p>
<p>Me: I am just lookin out I dont trust people</p>
<p>Ex Gf: Thanks lol</p>
<p>Me: I knew that would come out wrong lol</p>
<p>It is now 3:06 and I am heading home&#8230;</p>
<p>I decide I need to eat again so an quick text to Hot Mess Jess I am on my way to Ihop meet her, she says see you in 10.</p>
<p>3:13am I get a call from my &quot;pseudo little brother&quot; who is underage and drunk on his way home, our convo went a little like this&#8230;</p>
<p>Me: You drivin?</p>
<p>Little bro: No my friend is, I have no idea were I am&#8230;</p>
<p>Me: Do I need to come get you?</p>
<p>Little bro: No I am good, my friend is driving I am almost home, I gotta go, I gonna puke outside the car door.</p>
<p>Me: Cool</p>
<p>I get to Ihop around 3:30 to Hot Mess Jess Getting Dropped off by her sister and a sperry top sider model, I give her a hug and she is off. Me and Hot Mess proceed to have an entertaining breakfast discussing our night out, her sociopathic tendencies and her boyfriend she doesn&#39;t want to admit she has.</p>
<p>Now I want to paraphrase and say Hot Mess Jess is hot and always has a way to make things way awkward, and at some point I guess she invites her Unboyfriend to meet us at Ihop, He shows up around 4am, I feel awkward and roll out shortly after&#8230;</p>
<p>I get home at 4:45am and promptly pass out.</p>
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<p>In the video above I go over the importance of backlinks, exact match domain names, and how to reverse engineer your competitions websites using Yahoo Site Explorer&#8230;</p>
<p>For a free 1 Hour webinar were I go over More Seo Strategies visit <a href="http://sniperblogtraining.com">http://sniperblogtraining.com</a></p>
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		<title>ET The Hip Hop Preacher Secrets Of Success DVD Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 03:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Guys check out the video above for a little review of a guy I stumbled across on youtube some time ago and he calls himself ET The Hip Hop Preacher. I put a video below to show you his best and probably one of the most motivational speeches on Youtube&#8230; You can learn more [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hey Guys check out the video above for a little review of a guy I stumbled across on youtube some time ago and he calls himself ET The Hip Hop Preacher.</p>
<p>I put a video below to show you his best and probably one of the most motivational speeches on Youtube&#8230;</p>
<p>You can learn more about ET and get his DVD By visiting ==&gt; <a href="http://etthehiphoppreacher.com" target="_blank"><strong>Http://etthehiphoppreacher.com</strong></a></p>
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		<title>Fixed Fight 5 Alley Cat Race</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 00:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Fixed Gear Bikes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the video above I show you the sprint to the first checkpoint, there is a sweet crash in the last 10 seconds so be sure to check it out&#8230; I must add I did NO FORMAL TRAINING FOR THIS EVENT!!!!! I Simply Workout using the Lean Hybrid Muscle Reloaded Sysytem and I bought a [...]]]></description>
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<p>In the video above I show you the sprint to the first checkpoint, there is a sweet crash in the last 10 seconds so be sure to check it out&#8230;</p>
<p>I must add I did NO FORMAL TRAINING FOR THIS EVENT!!!!! I Simply Workout using the <a href="http://bmxstrong.leanhybrid.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=blogpostfixierace"><em><strong>Lean Hybrid Muscle Reloaded</strong></em></a> Sysytem and I bought a bike off a friend for 200 bux&#8230;.</p>
<p>Here Is Some Event info below. </p>
<p>The event was <strong>Fixed Fight 5</strong> <strong>Alley Cat Race</strong> here in St Petersburg Florida, it was put on by our killer local fixed gear shop <em><strong><a href="http://66fixed.com" target="_blank">66 Fixed</a></strong></em>. I encourage you if you are into fixed gears or single speeds to check them out online or in person they rock. I had an awesome time racing even though I manage to get lost at somepoint during the race :).</p>
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		<title>Supra Skytop And Tk Society Shoe Review &#8211; These Shoes Are Legit.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 06:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the video I go over a few reason why I think Supra Shoes Are awesome&#8230; The Styles I Show in The Video Are The Supra Skytop And Supra Tk Society, I personally think Supras are one of the most comfortable shoes out there you can buy and they just look freakin cool. Want to [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.ryanmagin.com/getsupras"><img alt="" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-205" height="300" src="http://www.ryanmagin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/skytop-tuf-300x300.jpg" title="skytop-tuf" width="300" /></a>In the video I go over a few reason why I think Supra Shoes Are awesome&#8230;</p>
<p>The Styles I Show in The Video Are The Supra Skytop And Supra Tk Society, I personally think Supras are one of the most comfortable shoes out there you can buy and they just look freakin cool.</p>
<p>Want to order a pair of Supras Click This Link <a href="http://ryanmagin.com/getsupras"><strong>==&gt; http://ryanmagin.com/getsupras</strong></a> and use dealer code <em><strong>BMXSTRONG</strong></em> at the checkout for <em><strong>20% off your entire order and 10% off any future purchase</strong></em>.</p>
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