Ok here's the deal, I go out A lot and spend way more on bar tabs then I should…
With that being said, When you go out A lot and have friends that are just as retarded when it come to preserving your liver as you it forces you to come up with new ways to excite yourself.
This leads to drinking things that most people think would kill them. Myself, The Crusher, and Sexual Chocolate take the opportunity to slam these with out any regard for general human safety and total disregard for the outcome of our actions after blacking out.
Now I hope I have peeked your curiosity as to what my least favorite shots and drinks are…
(Just be warned if you take any of these While out with your friends GOOD LUCK.)
The List in no particular order:
1) The Man Maker - This was introduced to me roughly 4 years ago at the Arnold Classic In Columbus Ohio and to this day still makes my eyes water and gives me goosebumps. The shot although simple in nature will leave you with a new found respect for Patron.
To take a Man Maker you need A 12oz shot of patron, salt, a straw, and a fresh lime…
Sprinkle the salt on the bar as if you were to do a little bit of that dangerous drug called cocaine, set the lime next to it and have the Patron shot nearby ready to go.
Here is the fun part…
Snort the salt thru the straw, squeeze the lime in your eye, take the shot and wonder what the Fuck did i get myself into.
2) The Flaming Blue Lamborghini – This little gem was introduced to me and Sexual Chocolate by a very devious but incredibly awesome bartender at our local sushi restaurant who I will call (Bruce Lee). Now this shot consists of my least favorite Alcohol good old Bacardi 151…
The Ingredients Of The Flaming Blue Lamborghini are as follows:
- Baileys
- Kahlua
- A large Martini glass
- Bacardi 151
- A Drinking Straw
Now How this shot is made is by combining the Baileys and Kahlua into the martini glass while pouring 151 on top. You then light it on fire and Chug it thru the straw, as the bartender pours 151 in as you go…
Here is a video for documentation purposes only:
Shortly after this shot was taken I went out for the evening and have no recollection of doing so…
3) The Vtac – This shot was introduced to me by The Crusher on my birthday and will forever be remembered as the only shot to date that I know of were you have to bring your own ingredients into the bar.
The ingredients are as follows…
- Three Olives Cherry Vodka
- Redbull Energy Drink
- 5 hour Energy
You mix all those lovely thing into a glass and hope to god you don't have a heart attack…
What to expect? You will def keep drinking way past what you should as you are an energetic zombie on a path for destruction. I recommend you not do what I did and take this late into the evening as you may end up peeing on your shoes and throwing a trash can in your yard.
4) The Erection Shot – You would think by now myself and Sexual Chocolate would avoid visiting Bruce Lee at all costs, but being we are always gluten for punishment we never back down from a challenge we accept Bruce Lee's offer of an experimental shot he just came up with…
Originally this shot didn't have a name I chose the erection shot because well its the first thing I thought when he told me the ingredients.
The Ingredients Are As Follows:
- Jose Cuervo Tequilla
- Liquid Ginseng
Now apparently Bruce Lee and his sadistic counterparts let the ginseng soak in the tequila over night and low and behold We show up the next day before heading out for the night. This shot Did not taste very good and it felt like drinking a cedar brick, we both drank one and attempted to find a lucky girl to marry for the evening to test the effect of the ginseng on our sexual stamina. This was unsuccessful as we both drank too much and went home alone, WOOPS :)…
5) Truth Juice – I swear the build up and hype surrounding this drink was epic. I first learned of this concoction from my good friend Who I will Call "Truth" and he is proud to say he is the creator and connoisseur of all things truth.
This Drink was planned out months in advanced for a trip I would be taking to The Truth's hometown of East Lansing Michigan, now this also included a night out in the surrounding area of Michigan State University. I have never been to MSU and the chance to pretend I am an irresponsible college student I jumped to partake in the consumption of this epic use of mis judgement.
The Ingredients of this are as Follows:
- Ciroc Vodka(It's just awesome and Made of Grapes)
- Sugar free Red Bull
- Amp Energy drink
- a mixture of dietary supplements I believe was Taurine capsules to enhance the dopamine effect according to Truth.
We drank Truth Juice Around 8pm on a thursday night and it was Myself, Truth, and a few of his closest friends at their apartment just around the corner from the local bar scene at MSU. We each drank 2 large glasses, I am assuming may have been 16 oz cups of this wonderful drink and headed out around 11pm to the club.
(SN:Myself and Truth decided we were going to were our newly purchased Justin Bieber T shirts for this night of debauchery and 
what was about to entail can only be summed up in my eyes as Epic.)
We headed out to the club and things got interesting, Due to our T-shirt choices myself and Truth were surrounded with questions as to why we chose to wear Justin Bieber T-shirt to the club, Our response? WHY the Hell Not. we continued on with our night and from what my bank receipt stated I bought no alcohol throughout the night.
This can only be summed up as awesome, because if one drink has the power to put you in blackout mode it needs to be written about.
Here is what I do remember from this event, I met a girl who I have no idea what her name was and I cant even come up with a clever one at this time, We were dancing and having a fun time at the club, while at this point I have lost all contact with Truth and all his friends.
I guess me and my new friend went to a local after hours diner type place to get to know each other, ate some food that I paid for and proceeded back to her apartment. I am sure we can all assume were our intentions were at this point, but Truth Juice had other plans for my evening…
I decided I needed to go as In my head I knew I was way to drunk for anything to happen(seriously, way to drunk). I left her apartment without my beiber shirt and walked back to The Truth's apartment in 30 degree weather. To this day I have no idea how i figured out were to go to get back to his apartment.
I do know I woke up the next morning fully clothed, minus the beiber shirt, and Truth was in his bead fully clothed with his shoes still on.
He had no recollection of how he got home as well…
As for The Truth's friends?…
One broke up with girlfriend, and threw a pizza on the ground, the other had a better night then all of us lol…
So if you decide to take any of the above mentioned shots or drinks, make sure you have a responsible sober chaperone, as there is no telling what may happen.
{ 0 comments }
Saturday, June 4th. 8:05pm: I just looked down at what I know is gonna make me hate myself in the morning…
.
white…
Sexual Chocolate - He rocked some very slim fit white linen pants that showed off what I will deem "THE PACKAGE", a white button up, and he accented the white with custom painted Pink shoes, a pink top hat, and pink suspenders.
